**CAPO 3rd FRET** 
 
 
"Ah, breaker one-nine this here's the rubber duck. 
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen common? 
Ahh yah, 10-4 pig-pen fur sure fur sure, 
By golly, it's clean clear to flagtown common. 
Yah thats a big 10-4 there pigpen, 
We definetly got the front door good buddy. 
Mercy sakes alive looks like we got us a convoy..convoy...." 
 
            A5                     
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June  
      G5 
In a Kenworth pulling logs  
D5                                     A5 
Cab-over pete with a reefer on and a jimmy haulin' hogs  
        A5                                G5 
We was headin for bear on I- 1 0 bout a mile outta shaky town 
        D5 
I says pig-pen this here's the rubber duck  
          A5 
and I'm about to put the hammer down 

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    F5                C5       G5                   C5 
Cuz we got a little convoy, rocking through the night 
    F5                C5       G5                    E5       
Yah we got a little convoy, aint she a beautiful sight 
F5                    C5            G5                        C5 
Common and join our convoy, aint nothing gonna get in our way 
             F5                C5        G5         E5 
We're gonna roll this truckin convoy across the U.S.A
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A5 
Convoy.... 
 
"Ah breaker pigpen this here's the duck and ah you  

wanna back off them hogs? yah 10-4 bout five mile or so.  

10 roger them hogs is gettin intense up here." 
 

        A5 
By the time we got into Tulsa town  
        G5 
We hada 85 trucks in all 
                D5 
But there's a roadblock up on the clover leaf  
          A5 
And them bears was wall to wall  
          A5 
Yah them smokies was thick as bugs on a bumper 
      G5 
They even had a bear in the air  
        D5 
I says calling all trucks this here's the duck  
    A5 
And we about to go huntin' bear 
 
CHORUS (change "little" to "great big") 
 
"Ah you wanna give me a 10-9 on that pig-pen?  

Negatory pig-pen your still too close them hogs is starting to  

close up my sinuses. mercy sakes you better back off another 10." 
 

         A5                              G5 
Well we rolled up interstate 44 like a rocket sled on rails  
    D5 
We tore up all of our swindle sheets  
             A5 
And left em sittin on the scales 
         A5                              G5 
By the time we hit that Chi-town, them bears was a gettin smart 
        D5 
They'd brought up some reinforcements from  
     A5 
the Illinois national guard 
          D5                                     C5 
There was armored cars and tanks and jeeps and rigs of every size 
          G5 
Yah them chicken coops was full o' bears  
     D5 
and choppers filled the skies 
         D5 
Well we shot the line and we went for broke  
        C5 
with a thousand screamin trucks  
     G5                                         D5 
And eleven long-haired friends o' Jesus in a chartreuse micrabus 
 

A5 
"Ah rubber duck to sodbuster come over.  

Yah 10-4 sodbuster listen.. you wanna put that micrabus  

in behind that suicide jockey? yah hes haulin dynamite and  

he needs all the help he can get..." 
 

         A5 
Well we laid a strip for the jersey shore  
        G5 
and prepared to cross the line 
         D5 
I could see the bridge was lined with bears  
      A5 
but I didnt have a dog-goned dime  
        A5 
I says pigpen this here's the rubber duck,  
         G5 
we just ainta gonna pay no toll  
      ( D5 ) 
So we crashed the gate doin' 98 
       ( A5 ) 
I says let them truckers roll, 10-4! 
 
 
CHORUS (change "great big" to "mighty") 
 
"Ah 10-4 pig-pen whats your 20? Omaha?!  
well they oughta know what to do with them hogs  
out there for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy  
we gonna back on outa here so keep the bugs off  
your glass and the bears of your... tail. we'll  
catch ya on the flip-flop. this heres the rubber  
duck on the side, we gone! buh-bye!"