Intro: A5 A5 I'll bet good money F#5 I'll bet some beautiful money E5 That we could agree D5 With anybody here to disagree A5 That we could get up from the table F#5 And nobody would know E5 You could leave your mouth talking D5 And follow me out the window A5 I've idled here as long as I can F#5 I've taken my entertainment like a man E5 I'm all ribbons, scissors, flowers D5 And shaking hands A5 I'm a name and a black book F#5 Attached to a face E5 At the back of your memory's D5 Window display A5 It's on the tip of your tongue, I'm sure D5 But I must away A5 Must be good to know people Who know so many people A5 F#5 Must be good to be somebody, A5 F#5 Good to be somebody D5 They know A5 F#5 A5 F#5 And the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends D5 I'm sure, we'll all be A5 F#5 A5 F#5 The fastest of friends, the fastest of friends D5 I'm sure we'll remain A5 Die here in our deck chairs F#5 Surrounded by beautiful shoes E5 Or hide out with me D5 Down at the bottom of the swimming pool A5 Climb the tower to the bell curve F#5 That cuts and cuts so clean E5 Or shoot out sharpened arrows at D5 Their family trees A5 Cause I know no quicker way, dear F#5 To the shiny gates of hell E5 Than a room full of handsome devils D5 Comparing everything to everything else A5 F#5 A5 F#5 And the fastest of friends, the fastest of friends D5 I'm sure, we'll all be A5 F#5 A5 F#5 The fastest of friends, the fastest of friends D5 I'm sure we'll remain