INTRO: G5 VERSE 1: G5 C5 G5 Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days When Nothing Goes Right ( G5 ) D5 Your Wife Starts Bitchin'bout Whatever It Was She Was Bitchin' About Last Night G5 C5 G5 So You Escape Into The Bathroom Just To Sit There On Your Thrown ( G5 ) D5 G5 But After You Finish Your Business The Toilet Paper's Gone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS: ( G5 ) C5 G5 Well It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass ( G5 ) D5 It's A Bad Day So You Better Get Off My Back G5 C5 G5 You Might Get Cold Cock... If You Cross My Path ( G5 ) C5 G5 'Cuz It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERSE 2: ( G5 ) C5 G5 Well I Was Runnin' Late For Work So I Poured Me Some Coffee To Go ( G5 ) D5 And Just Before I Had A Flat Tire I Spilled It All Over My Clothes G5 C5 G5 When The Highway Patrol Man Pulled Up I Thought That Help Was On The Way ( G5 ) D5 G5 But When He Saw The Tire Tool In My Hand He Shot Me With Pepper Spray -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REPEAT CHORUS: 1X -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERSE 3: ( G5 ) C5 G5 When I Finally Made It To Work I Was 15 Minutes Late ( G5 ) D5 I Told My Boss About The Flat Tire But He Fired Me Anyway G5 C5 G5 So Here I Am Out In The Parking Lot Just Waiting By His Corvette ( G5 ) D5 G5 I'm Gonna Give Him A Goodbye Present That He Never Will Forget -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REPEAT CHORUS: 1X -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- END ON: G5
