• Song:

    Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stripper

  • Artist:

    Paul Thorn

Intro G5 XXX XXX XXX 
 
 XXX  G5 
do do do do do do 
      C5 
do do do do do do  
      E5       C5              G5 
do do do do do do do do do do do 


G5                C5 
she drives a new car 
C5               F5   C5 
wears expensive blouses 
C5             F5  C5 
She tells her mamma 
C5              E5 
She's cleaning houses 


G5            C5 
she goes out witnessing 
C5                    F5   C5 
doing the lords work all week 
C5          F5   C5 
but on the weekends 
C5                 E5 
she's making ends meat 


D5           F5       C5       G5 
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 
D5                   C5            F5      C5   G5 
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver 
D5                 C5          F5   C5  G5 
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her 
D5           F5       C5       G5 
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 


G5 
do do do do do do 
      C5 
do do do do do do  
      E5          C5           G5 
do do do do do do do do do do do 


G5                     C5 
one night down at the club 
C5         F5      C5 
her daddy walked in 
C5         F5    C5 
he didn't recognize 
C5            E5 
his daughter dancing 


G5                C5 
she wore a blond wig 
C5           F5   C5 
he had some glasses 
C5            F5  C5 
when she got naked 
C5          E5 
he started clapping 


D5           F5       C5       G5 
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 
D5                   C5            F5      C5   G5 
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver 
D5                 C5          F5   C5  G5 
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her 
D5           F5       C5       G5 
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 


G5 
do do do do do do 
      C5 
do do do do do do  
      E5          C5           G5 
do do do do do do do do do do do 

play 2x 


D5                   C5 
You ask her why she does it 
C5   F5        C5       G5 
she looks at it this way 
    D5                   C5 
she says im counting my blessings 
C5     F5          C5     G5 
every night when I get paid 
D5                 C5 
she once lived in poverty 
C5   F5     C5     G5 
now everythings alright 
    E5                     C5 
the lord showed her how to make 
  C5        F5       C5    G5 
a thousand dollars in a night 


D5           F5       C5       G5 
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 
D5                   C5            F5      C5   G5 
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver 
D5                 C5          F5   C5  G5 
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her 
D5           F5       C5       G5 
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
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