Joanie, The Jehovah's Witness Stripper by Paul Thorn Transcribed by DWdrummer67. Note: Use U-G's 2nd fret variation for the A5 chord. When paul plays this he rocks between the Em position and an F#5 position (4th fret same strings. After the A5 position, he rocks to a B5 position (4th fret same strings). I merely transcribbed it this way for ease of play. Another great campfire tune. Enjoy! Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret) Em (022000@1) She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses A5 (x022xx@1) EmShe (022000@1)tells her mama, she's cleanin' houses Em (022000@1) A5She (x022xx@1)goes out witnessing, doin' the Lords work all week Em (022000@1) F#mBut (244222@1)on the weekends, she's makin' ends meet Chorus: Em (022000@1) A5 (x022xx@1) EmJoanie (022000@1) the Jehovah's witness stripper A5 (x022xx@1) EmPut (022000@1)a dollar in her G-string and she'll deliver Em (022000@1) A5 (x022xx@1) Em (022000@1) A5If (x022xx@1)her daddy only knew, he'd probably kill her Em (022000@1) F#m (244222@1) EmJoanie (022000@1) the Jehovah's witness stripper Em (022000@1) One night down at the club, her daddy walked in A5 (x022xx@1) EmHe (022000@1)didn't recognize, his daughter dancin' Em (022000@1) A5She (x022xx@1)wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses Em (022000@1) F#mWhen (244222@1)she got naked, he started clappin' Chorus: (Repeat) Bridge: A5 (x022xx@1) EmIf (022000@1)you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way A5 (x022xx@1) EmShe (022000@1)says I'm countin' all my blessings, every night when I get paid A5 (x022xx@1) EmShe (022000@1)once lived in poverty, now everything's alright F#m (244222@1) The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night Chorus: (Repeat)
