Transcribed by DWdrummer67. 

Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret)

E5                                   
She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
               A5                    E5
She tells her mama, she?s cleanin? houses
E5                                             A5
She goes out witnessing, doin? the Lords work all week
              E5                       F#5
But on the weekends, she?s makin? ends meet

Chorus:
E5             A5                E5
Joanie? the Jehovah?s witness stripper
        A5                          E5
Put a dollar in her G-string? and she?ll deliver
        A5                      E5
If her daddy only knew, he?d probably kill her
E5            F#5                E5
Joanie? the Jehovah?s witness stripper

E5                                        
One night down at the club, her daddy walked in
             A5                     E5
He didn?t recognize, his daughter dancin?
E5                                  A5
She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses
              E5                 F#5
When she got naked, he started clappin?

Chorus: (Repeat)

Bridge:
        A5                           E5
If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way
               A5                              E5
She says I?m countin? all my blessings, every night when I get paid
A5                                 E5
She once lived in poverty, now everything?s alright
           F#5                                                       
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night

Chorus: (Repeat)