Intro:  G  A  D 

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You know I love to drink my share 
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Of whiskey, beer, and wine 
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But, lately I've had one too many 
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One too many times 

So bartender, I've been thinkin' up 
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A drinkin' resolution 
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I've thought about it long and hard 
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And here is my solution 
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Cut me off at one tonight 
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That's gonna be my limit 
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Let me look out for my elbow 
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Watch how much I bend it 

I can't stay out all night no more 
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I gotta get home early 
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So cut me off at one tonight 
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Or about one thirty 
        
If they ran a honky tonk marathon 
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I know I'd win a prize 
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Cause every night when I crawl home 
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The sun gets in my eyes 

But, tonight, it's gonna be different 
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I think I'm finally comin' 'round 
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In fact, I feel so good 
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I think I'll buy another round 
 
Cut me off at two tonight 
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That's gonna be my limit 
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Let me look out for my elbow 
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Watch how much I bend it 

I can't stay out all night no more 
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I gotta get home early 
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So cut me off at two tonight 
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Or about two thirty 
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Now, there's more to life than fun and games 
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And it's high time that I learned 
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There's times you got to sacrfice 
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And I guess that it's my turn 
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Cut me off at three tonight 
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That's gonna be my limit 
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Let me look out for my elbow 
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Watch how much I bend it 

I can't stay out all night no more 
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I gotta get home early 
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So cut me off at three tonight 
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Or about three thirty 
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So cut me off at three tonight 
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Or about three thirty