Intro: G5 A5 D5 D5 You know I love to drink my share G5 Of whiskey, beer, and wine A5 But, lately I've had one too many D5 One too many times So bartender, I've been thinkin' up G5 A drinkin' resolution A5 I've thought about it long and hard D5 And here is my solution D5 Cut me off at one tonight G5 That's gonna be my limit A5 Let me look out for my elbow D5 Watch how much I bend it I can't stay out all night no more G5 I gotta get home early A5 So cut me off at one tonight D5 Or about one thirty If they ran a honky tonk marathon G5 I know I'd win a prize A5 Cause every night when I crawl home D5 The sun gets in my eyes But, tonight, it's gonna be different G5 I think I'm finally comin' 'round A5 In fact, I feel so good D5 I think I'll buy another round Cut me off at two tonight G5 That's gonna be my limit A5 Let me look out for my elbow D5 Watch how much I bend it I can't stay out all night no more G5 I gotta get home early A5 So cut me off at two tonight D5 Or about two thirty G5 Now, there's more to life than fun and games D5 And it's high time that I learned E5 There's times you got to sacrfice A5 And I guess that it's my turn D5 Cut me off at three tonight G5 That's gonna be my limit A5 Let me look out for my elbow D5 Watch how much I bend it I can't stay out all night no more G5 I gotta get home early A5 So cut me off at three tonight D5 Or about three thirty A5 So cut me off at three tonight D5 Or about three thirty