This is the way Phil played it at the Democratic Convention......


D (xx0232@1)                                    EI'm (022100@1)just a typical American boy from a typical American town.
    A7 (x02020@1)                                                    DI (xx0232@1)believe in God and Senator Dodd and in keeping old Castro down.
    D (xx0232@1)                                   EAnd (022100@1)when it came my time to serve, I knew better dead than red.
    A7 (x02020@1)                                                   DBut (xx0232@1)when I got to my ol' draft board, buddy this is what I said:

:
            D"Sarge, (xx0232@1)I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen,
      EAnd (022100@1)I always carry a purse.
      A7 (x02020@1)                                                           DI (xx0232@1)got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse.
    D (xx0232@1)                                        EOh, (022100@1)think of my career, my sweetheart dear, my poor old invalid aunt.
           A7Besides, (x02020@1)I ain't no fool, I'm going to school,
                             DAnd (xx0232@1)I'm working in a defense plant.

        DI (xx0232@1)got a dislocated disc, and a racked up back,
      EI'm (022100@1)allergic to flowers and bugs,
             A7And (x02020@1)when the bombshell hits I get epileptic fits
                               DAnd (xx0232@1)I'm addicted to a thousand drugs.
          DI (xx0232@1)got the weakness woes, I can't touch my toes,
      EI (022100@1)can hardly reach my knees.
           A7 (x02020@1)                                          DAnd (xx0232@1)if the enemy came close to me, I'd probably start to sneeze."



       D (xx0232@1)                                     EI (022100@1)hate Chou En Lai and I hope he dies, but one thing you gotta see,
     A7 (x02020@1)                                                  DThat (xx0232@1)someone's gotta go over there, and that someone isn't me.
     DSo (xx0232@1)I wish you well, Sarge, give 'em hell,
      EYeah, (022100@1)kill me a thousand or so.
           A7And (x02020@1)if you ever get a war without blood and gore,
                          DWell (xx0232@1)I'll be the first to go.


my friend tabbed it so i wont take credit