C                   G                     Am
I can't spare a moment for the dog faced boy
F                  G                          C
I won't lend another hand to the worm girl of Hanoi
E7                              Am
Don't deplete my oxygen for the guy who's turning blue
     C                 G             C
But ask me, and I'll do anything for you


           C                                  G  G7
Whenever I think of you it only makes me feel sad
                                                C
Whenever I think of you, the best friend I ever had...
         Bb                 F         C
Before I gave it up all for nothing


        C (alternating C/G bass)
Well, I lied and I cheated
         C          G    G7
And it made me feel bad
It made me feel guilty for not being true
Oh the months I spend trying for a way to explain
                                             C
In the end all I could do as turn my head in shame


           C         C7     F                             D7
Whenever I think of you, oh darling, it only makes me feel sad
        G7
Because you deserve better and once I was it
                                              C
But somehow my good intentions just got up and git



F                     G          C
So I can?t spare a moment on the dog faced boy
F             G                  C
I won?t lend another hand to the worm girl of Illinois
  E7                                  Am                F
I can?t deplete my oxygen for the one guy who?s turning blue
    C                  G             C
But ask me, and I`ll do anything for you