C5                   G5                     A5
I can't spare a moment for the dog faced boy
F5                  G5                          C5
I won't lend another hand to the worm girl of Hanoi
E5                              A5
Don't deplete my oxygen for the guy who's turning blue
     C5                 G5             C5
But ask me, and I'll do anything for you


           C5                                  G5  G5
Whenever I think of you it only makes me feel sad
                                                C5
Whenever I think of you, the best friend I ever had...
         Bb5                 F5         C5
Before I gave it up all for nothing


        C5 (alternating C5 bass)
Well, I lied and I cheated
         C5          G5    G5
And it made me feel bad
It made me feel guilty for not being true
Oh the months I spend trying for a way to explain
                                             C5
In the end all I could do as turn my head in shame


           C5         C5     F5                             D5
Whenever I think of you, oh darling, it only makes me feel sad
        G5
Because you deserve better and once I was it
                                              C5
But somehow my good intentions just got up and git



F5                     G5          C5
So I can?t spare a moment on the dog faced boy
F5             G5                  C5
I won?t lend another hand to the worm girl of Illinois
  E5                                  A5                F5
I can?t deplete my oxygen for the one guy who?s turning blue
    C5                  G5             C5
But ask me, and I`ll do anything for you