E5 A5 D5 A5 E5 Smelly Cat Smelly Cat What are they feeding you Smelly Cat Smelly Cat It's not your fault E5 A5 They won't take you to the vet D5 A5 E5 You're obviously not their favorite pet E5 A5 You may not be a bed of roses D5 A5 E5 And you're no friend to those with noses Chorus and verses again as you wish