E5          A5          D5    A5         E5 
Smelly Cat Smelly Cat  What are they feeding you 

Smelly Cat Smelly Cat  It's not your fault 
 

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They won't take you to the vet 
       D5         A5        E5 
You're obviously not their favorite pet 
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You may not be a bed of roses 
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And you're no friend to those with noses 
 
Chorus and verses again as you wish