E   A   F#  D   G   E
e | - | ------------------------------------- | 
B | - | ------------------------------------- | 
G | - | --(b9)---------7----------------------- | 
D | - | --(b9)-7---4---7---5---2--------------- | 
A | - | --7--7---4---5---5---2--------------- | 
E | - | -----5---2-------3---0--------------- | 

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Intro:
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Guitar 1:

E (p.m.)


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Verse 1
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(Guitars 1 and 2)

      A                           E
I was sitting with a bloody head, outside of X
       A                     E
At the Berkeley Square in my proud boy dumbness
      F#                     D
Half drunk, half sexed, half conscious
          E
Lenny had said, "Shouldn't you check it?"

I said, checking is for wimps
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Verse 2
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      A                     E
So, I flew into the hedge, up and above
        A                        E
Looking at the blue skies below flying like a dove
       F#                    D
I was head over heels when I hit the manhole cover
     E
Kathleen walked up, said, "You alright?"

No, I'm in pain, duh
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Chorus
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D    G    A (3x)
ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh...........

After third repeat:

Guitar 1:  Let D ring

Guitar 2:  
D    |    G    |    A    |   (p/m/)


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Verse 3
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Well, sleeveless shirts and Catholic school skirts
"Small girls, big cars" Al says
For me, it's the other way around
She said, "Just show me where it hurts"
I said, you can pick me up and take me home
Or just join me on the ground

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Verse 4
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And we could have some kids
If we're lucky, they'll be gay
And we could be proud parents in the pride parade
I swear I almost cry every year when they go by
If I'd only been a girl instead of a guy, Kathleen

Play first part of verse like this:

Guitar 1:
   A       E
e | ------------------------------------ | 
B | ------------------------------------ | 
G | ---------(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)------------------- | 
D | -7-7-7-7-(b9)(b9)(b9)(b9)------------------- | 
A | -7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------------------- | 
E | -5-5-5-5---------------------------- | 

Guitar 2:
   A       E
e | ------------------------------------ | 
B | ------------------------------------ | 
G | ---------(b9)x-(b9)x-------------------- | 
D | -7-x-7-x-(b9)x-(b9)x-------------------- | 
A | -7-x-7-x-7-x-7-x-------------------- | 
E | -5-x-5-x---------------------------- | 

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Chorus
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D    G     A

ooohhhhhhhooooohhhhhhhhooohhhhhhh........

(End On A)