Tom: Am Intro: Am Dm7 (repeat) [Chorus] Am Why was I the last to know , that you Dm7 weren't coming to my show you coulda Am Called me up to say "good luck" , you coulda Dm7 called me back you stupid fuck Am Dm7 Why was I the last to know? [Verse 1] Am First date, we ate sushi and Dm7 It went well, I was funny and Am You said I was a cutie Dm7 That's the last thing I heard from you Am I left the tickets at the door for you Dm7 I had to tell my mom that there was no more room Am You didn't show, that was so uncool Dm7 You coulda called me back Am Dm7 So i guess this means that we're not friends anymore, Am I heard it's me you're asking for, I thought Dm7 I'd see you at the show you said you'd go [Chorus] Am Why was I the last to know , that you Dm7 weren't coming to my show you coulda Am Called me up to say "good luck" , you coulda Dm7 called me back you stupid fuck Am Dm7 Why was I the last to know? Am Dm7 Why was I the last to know? [Verse 2] Am After the date, I wouldn't go home with you Dm7 I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you Am You tried to get me to do things I just won't do Dm7 Last I heard from you Am Here is how I guess the story goes, Dm7 you woulda came if I was a ho Am Fuck for parts that's just not how I roll, Dm7 move it on down the road Am Dm7 So i guess this means that we're not friends anymore, Am I heard it's me you're asking for, I thought Dm7 I'd see you at the show you said you'd go [Chorus] Am Why was I the last to know , that you Dm7 weren't coming to my show you coulda Am Called me up to say "good luck" , you coulda Dm7 called me back you stupid fuck yeeaahh Am Dm7 Why was I the last to know? Am Dm7 Why was I the last to know? Am You thought you know me Dm7 I guess you didn't Am You thought you had me Dm7 I think you didn't Am You thought you knew me Dm7 But you didn't [Chorus] fade Am Why was I the last to know , that you Dm7 weren't coming to my show you coulda Am Called me up to say "good luck" , you coulda Dm7 called me back you stupid fuck Am Dm7 Why was I the last to know? Am Dm7 Why was I the last to know?