A5 
Take the rose bush from my hair 
A5                          D5  
Shake loose all them little thorns 
                           E5 
What?s the sprinkler doin? on 
                     A5  
So damn early in the morn 
                 A5 
Crawlin? home at 5AM 
                          D5 
Lord the sidewalk sure is hard 
                          E5 
I guess I drank too much again 
                         A5 
Help me make it thru the yard 
 
Bridge: 
A5                           D5 
I don?t know what?s right or left 
                      A5 
I?m too drunk to even stand 
                        B5 
Why the devil won?t you help me 
                                E5 
Please take your foot off of my hand 
 
 
And put some coffee on the stove 
We?ll go try to find your car 
I can?t hack it all alone 
Help me make it thru the yard 
 
And get my lawyer on the phone 
Help me make it thru the yard