D                    G          D          
I'd much rather have frog in my throat    then a porcipine  
A           D                               G 
stuck to my face     I'd much rather have a bug in my  
D                         A          D 
ear     then a dog makin' love to my leg 
 
 

A girl asks you home to meet Mommy and Daddy    she say's  
                      A 
she thinks that youre nice   but there's trouble ahead and  
 
you'll wish you were dead if you don't take this friendly  
  D 
advice 
 

D     A       D                               A  
Don't pet the dog  don't pet him whatever you do   'cause  
                                                      A7 
he aint been fixed and he knows some tricks that will sure  
                   D            A       D       D7 
make a fool out of you    don't pet the dog  he gets it  
                G           A 
confused with romance  just leave him alone or the next  
                                             D 
thing you know he'll be asking your ankle to dance 
    G                       D 
you say it's o.k.    try to push him away  whats's his  
A                           D          G 
name     does he sit up and beg    you try to be cool but  
    D                       E                       A 
you look like a fool with a dog makin' love to your leg   
 

D     A       D            
Don't pet the dog   he'll boo-boo all over your  
A 
shoes     'cause he aint been fixed    and he knows some  
                 A7                      D 
tricks that will sure make a fool out of you    
D     A       D          D7                      G 
don't pet the dog     he gets it confused with romance  
     A 
just leave him alone    or the next thing you know  
                              D 
he'll be asking your ankle to dance     
D     A       D 
don't pet the dog