The chords on here are terrible (no offence)... this one works, trust me.

No Capo, standard tuning

Intro: D x4


D
Fine china stack by the kitchen sink 
D
Aunt Tammy's in there claiming on the diamond rings 
D
Uncle Bobby's loading up the TV set 
D
Only thing they're grieving over's 

What they ain't gonna get 
G                                       D
She's only been in the ground a day or two 
          C                     G                D
I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud 


D
Great Granddaddy's shotgun started it all 
D
She wasn't even cold 

'Fore they ripped it off the wall 
D
Wanda's fighting Angie over antique quilts 
D
Nobody even waited for the reading of the will 
G                                         D
If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue 
          C                     G                D
I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud 

Solo: D D D D G D C G D D

D
I'm watching it all go down in shame 
D
Wish the whole house would go up in flames 
D
Who gives a damn about a cedar chest 
D (one strum)
When we just laid her soul to rest 
G                                       D
She's only been in the ground a day or two 
          C                     G                D
I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud 

G                                    D
She's probably rolling over in her grave 
            C (one strum)
'Cause the good lord giveth and the family taketh away