No Capo G5 Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink G5 Aunt Tammies in there claiming all the diamond rings G5 Uncle Bobs holding up the TV set G5 The only thing they are grieving over G5 D5 Is what they ain't gonna get G5 D5 She's only been in the ground a day or two G5 D5 I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud G5 Great gran daddy's shotgun started it all G5 She wasn't even cold G5 Before they ripped it off the wall G5 Wondas fighting Angie over antique quilts G5 D5 Nobody even waited for the reading of the will G5 D5 If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue G5 D5 I'm glad mama aint around to watch this family feud G5 I'm watching it all go down in shame G5 Wish the whole house would go up in flames G5 Who gives a damn about a cedar chest G5 D5 When we just laid her soul to rest G5 D5 She's only been in the ground a day or two G5 D5 I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud G5 She's probably rolling over in her grave G5 D5 'Cause the good lord giveth and the family taketh away