Capo 1, standard tuning Intro: A A D A D A E E E E A A He's got 17 coon dogs out in the pen Ten 11 point bucks hangin' in his den If he ain't a'huntin' he's a'watching the show E Teaches things about huntin' that he don't know A And if I was a bettin' woman D A I'd lay my money down D I'd bet he spends more time in them woods E Than he spends in this house A D A I got myself a problem I can't figure no way out D A It's like I'm married to a shotgun carryin', tobacco chewin', E A no good blue tick hound A Well, I'm sick of squirrel gravy and I'm sick of coon stew Fence posts, shock collars, chicken wire, too If he ain't a'huntin' he's out at the lake E Suckin' on a long neck, changin' his bait A And if I was a bettin' woman D A I'd lay my money down D I'd bet he spends more time in them woods E Than he spends in this house A D A I got myself a problem I can't figure no way out D A It's like I'm married to a shotgun carryin', tobacco chewin', E A no good blue tick hound Go boys... Solo: A A D A D A E E E E A A A A D A D A He may as well be invisible in his Realtree overalls D I can barely see him through the treestand seated- E underwear and turkey calls A D A Oh Lord help me with this problem I can't figure no way out D A It's like I'm married to a shotgun carryin', tobacco chewin', E A no good blue tick hound