Pixies
Song: U-mass
Album: Trompe le Monde
Submitted by: John Walter - teh.federali@gmail.com

[Intro]

e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|--------------5-5-5-5-7--|
D|--5-5-5-5-1---5-5-5-5-7--| x2
A|--5-5-5-5-3---3-3-3-3-5--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3--------------|

[Verse]
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------5-5-5-5-7--|
D|--5-5-5-5-1------------------5-5-5-5-7--|
A|--5-5-5-5-3------------------3-3-3-3-5--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------|
            In the sleepy west         of the woody east,
            Is avalley (x02210@1)full,          full o' pioneer,
            We're not just kids,       to say the least,
            We got ideas               to us that's dear,
			Like capitalist, 		   like communist,
            Like lots of things        you've heard about,
            And redneckers             they get us pissed,
            And stupid stuff           it makes us shout,
            Oh dance with me           oh don't be shy,
            Oh kiss me cunt            and kiss me cock,
			Oh kiss the world          oh kiss the sky,
			Oh kiss my ass,            Oh let it rock,
			Of the april birds,        and the may bee,
			Oh baby

[Chorus]

        G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)BbIt's (x1333x@1)educational             x8

In between the 4th time and 5th time (starting just as the 5th time starts), the lead guitar comes in:

e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|-----------0---------------|
A|-----1--3--------3--1--0---|
E|--3-----------1------------|

Do this for the rest of the chorus

[Verse 2]
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------5-5-5-5-7--|
D|--5-5-5-5-1------------------5-5-5-5-7--|
A|--5-5-5-5-3------------------3-3-3-3-5--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------|
			University
			of Massachusetts   please
			And here's the     last five

[Chorus]

        G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)BbIt's (x1333x@1)educational             x5

L-------------------------------------------|ead guitar part 2 (comes in on "Ed-ed-u-Ca-tion-al!")
e|------------------------------------------|
B|-------3-3--2-2---------------------------|
G|--0-0------------3-3--5-5--4-4--3-3--2-2--|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

Lead guitar part 3 (during drums at end)
e|------------------------------|
B|--9^--9^--9^--9^--9^--9^--9^--|
G|------------------------------|
D|------------------------------|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|

Then there is some crazy stuff that is pretty much distortion.  I heard it live and it 
nothing like what was on the album, so just improvise.