Here's a plain chord arrangement for this beautiful song. Tuning is standard. Put a capo on the first fret to make it easier. Verse 1 ------- Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 C# Ab* Slightly be-----mused by his lack of direction Eb6 Eb Eb7 Eb6 Eb Hey you, hey you Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 C# Ab* Came to this world by caesarean section Eb6 Eb Eb7 Eb6 Eb Hey you, hey you Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 C# Ab* Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion Eb6 Eb Eb7 Eb6 Eb Hey you, hey you Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 C# Ab* Now it takes him all day just to get an erection Eb6 Eb Eb7 Eb6 Eb Hey you, things aren't what they seem Chorus 1 --------- Ab Eb Ab Eb Makes no sense at all Eb Bb Eb Eb Bb Eb Things aren't what they seem Ab Eb Ab Eb Makes no sense at all ... Eb* Eb Verse 2 ------- (follow the same pattern as in verse 1) Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection Hey you, hey you He never scores he just gets an infection Hey you, hey you Dreams of a place with a better selection Hey you, hey you Still it takes him all day just to get an erection Hey you, things aren't what they seem Chorus 2 --------- Ab Eb Ab Eb Makes no sense at all Eb Bb Eb Eb Bb Eb Things aren't what they seem Ab Eb Ab Eb Makes no sense at all Eb Bb Eb Eb Bb Eb Things aren't what they seem Ab Eb Ab Eb Makes no sense at all Eb Bb Eb Eb Bb Eb Things aren't what they seem Ab Eb Ab Eb Luxemburger Queen Eb* Eb He's a Burger Queen Solo ---- Ab Absus2 Eb Ab Absus2 Eb Then play half a verse and chorus 1. Ab* is played barre 4th fret. Eb* is played barre 6th fret. The remaining of the song follows the verse and chorus patterns. Feel free to comment.
