A5
If I was a pirate sailing the seas
      D5
Would you come and pillage the village with me?
      E5
We'll bury the treasure and go down down together
   A5
If I was a pirate

   A5
If I was an outlaw robbin' the bank
      D5
Would you be my Bonnie, help me get away?
      E5
Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away?
   A5
If I was an outlaw...

C5     E5         A5
How bad would I have to be?
C5     E5
How bad?

   A5
If I was a vampire roamin' the night
      D5
Would you be my prey and put your neck on the line?
E5
Live in the shadows and die in the night?
   A5
If I was a vampire...

   A5
If I was a wanted man on the run
      D5
Would you take a fall if we were under the gun?
    E5
And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung?
   A5
If I was a wanted man on the run...

C5     E5         A5
How bad would I have to be?
C5     E5
How bad?

   D5
If I was the worst man in the world
      A5
Would you still be my girl?
    D5
The scariest monster you ever seen
      E5
Would you still love me?

   A5
If I was killer with blood on my hands
      D5
Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand?
E5
Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man?
   A5
If I was a killer....

C5     E5         A5
How bad would I have to be?
C5     E5
How bad?