Capo on third Em If I was a pirate sailing the seas Am Would you come and pillage the village with me? B We'll bury the treasure and go down together Em If I was a pirate Em If I was an outlaw robbin' the bank Am Would you be my Bonnie, help me get away? B Would you pull the trigger and blow 'em away? Em If I was an outlaw G B Em How bad would I have to be? G B How bad? Em If I was a vampire roamin' the night Am Would you be my prey and put your neck on the line? B Live in the shadows and die in the light? Em If I was a vampire Em If I was a wanted man on the run Am Would you take a fall if we were under the gun? B And drop down beside me in the nooses they've hung? Em If I was a wanted man on the run G B Em How bad would I have to be? G B How bad? Am If I was the worst man in the world Em Would you still be my girl? Am The scariest monster you ever seen B Would you still love me? Em If I was killer with blood on my hands Am Would you be my alibi and lie on the stand? B Swear on your life that I'm an innocent man? Em If I was a killer G B Em How bad would I have to be? G B How bad?