Jake's Sis
By: Poached Trout

Intro: B, E, F#  x2

     B (x2444x@1)    E (022100@1)       F#Her (244322@1)hair shines like sand
 B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)       F#She's (244322@1)got eyes like grapes
     G#m (133111@4)   F#Her (244322@1)name's Renee
           BAnd (x2444x@1)Hulk Rules!

G#m (133111@4)      F# (244322@1)          EShe's (022100@1)the one from my dreams


SHE'S BANGIN!!!
(Fast) B, E, F#

Chorus:

          E (022100@1)         F#I (244322@1)have lofty expectations

          BOf (x2444x@1)her body's specifications

      G#m (133111@4)      F# (244322@1)    BCause (x2444x@1)she's the one for me
       G#m (133111@4)        F# (244322@1)  EEven (022100@1)though she's forty-three


SHE'S BANGIN'!
(Fast) B, E, F#


I'd kung pow her chicken
She should work at Stop and Shop
She can speak pig latin
Blue eyes are my favorite
(No Playing)Even though she's got two glass ones


I bought her a Mazda Miata
She crashed it into my house
I got all riled up
But she left
(No playing)Then I ate some Mac n' Cheez

Chorus