One of the few Halloween songs I couldn't find on here,
   The tune can be found on YT
                                        - flatwound -

http://www.thepodgeandrodgeshow.com/

                          HALLOWEEN

(SPOKEN)
Fester and Ailin here, welcome to our home

Will ya have a cuppa tae with us, will ya, Hah

We love Halloween don't we Ailin?, Oh yes, I almost forgot

Poor Ailin had a bit of an incident one Halloween

It's something we're all guilty of, Mishandeling fireworks

Ahh, sure the surgen did the best they could

Went in too deep though,  They say it could ignite at any time

So we'll leave you with this song, 

Enjoy your Halloween,     And remember, Safety first
 
       G            Em             C                D
All Hallows' Eve's upon us, The witching hour once more
   G             Em             C              D
Bonfires are a-burning, Kids knocking on the door
             G              Em                  C              D
Throwing hedgehogs on the bonfire, And dressing up is lots of fun
        C               D            G  C  G
Never stick a foreign object up yer bum

                G            Em            C          D
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
           G               Em           C                 D
It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
             G             Em            C          D
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
               C             D           G   C  G
'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens

  G                 Em              C            D
Trick or treating, Pumkin eating, Scary witches cat
  G             Em                    C              D
Better give us money Missus or we'll dump on your doormat
  G               Em                     C                 D
Bobbin' apples, Shaggin' cows, There's games for old and young
            C                D            G  C  G
But don't stick a foreign object up your bum      ( all together)

                G            Em            C          D
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
           G               Em           C                 D
It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
             G            Em             C          D
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
               C             D          G   C  G
'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens     Ye-hew

INST: AS VERSE
                G            Em            C          D
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
           G               Em           C                 D
It's not clever, It's not funny, Some think it's quite obscene
             G            Em             C         D
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
               C             D          G   C  G
'Cause you'll only blow yer hole to smithereens

Happy Halloween  Gobsheens,  Ailin, Yer awful close to that fire there

   KABOOM,   Jaysus