Podge and Rodge's alter ego's Fester 'n' Ailin sing
         this homely, traditional Christmas Carol. Check the
         vid at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ucdPfXdwh4

              Merry Christmas


                    THERE'S A DEAD MAN UP THE CHIMNEY

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       Christmas bells are ringin',  Wreaths hangin' on the door
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       The fairy's on the tree,  Presents on the floor
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       Santa Claus is comin',   All the children's waiting's done
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       But I wouldn't hold your breath kids,  'Cause Ailin's got his gun

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       It was a quiet Christmas Eve,  We were snuggled up in bed
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       We heard hooves upun the roof,  That's when Ailin raised his head
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       He ran down to the front room,  Brandishing his gun
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       Aimed it up the chimney,  Shot the intruder up the bum

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       There's a dead man up the chimney,   Some call him Old Saint Nick
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       We shot him up the arse,  We poked him with a stick
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       Oohh Christmas is cancelled,  Old white beard is dead
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       We tried to pull him down,  We'll have to burn him out instead

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       There'll be no more presents,  There'll be no more joy
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       With the reindeer put down,   And the elves all unemployed
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       Don't bother with the tree,  No more excitement going to bed
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       'Cause Ailin shot ol' Santy Claus,     And pumped him full of lead

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       There's a dead man up the chimney,   Some call him Old Saint Nick
           D               D          G                G
       We shot him up the arse,  We poked him with a stick
                G            G             C             C
       Oohh Christmas is cancelled,  Old white beard is dead
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       We tried to pull him down,  We'll have to burn him out instead

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       So,  Did ya 'Slay' Santa, Ailin wha?,  Did ya shoot him in the sac?
          D                        G    C    G
       Rudolph has a red nose now,    With blood,   Come on kids

                   G                G             D                  D
       There's a dead man up the chimney,   Some call him Old Saint Nick
           D               D          G                G
       We shot him up the arse,  We poked him with a stick
                G            G             C             C
       Oohh Christmas is cancelled,  Old white beard is dead
            G                G                    D              G
       We tried to pull him down,  We'll have to burn him out instead