E
Don't you like what's on your plate?
           D
It's not free.
         C#m      G      E
Shaking fists at this debate.
       D  C#m    G       E
Woe is me.     Woe is thee.

C#m7            C#7
  It's all for show
           E/B      C#7
so please bake me cookies.
C#m7               C#7
  The stage lights glow
       E/B          D#
and we stare like rookies.

Refr?o:
E          Eb        D        Db
Take your cause and pass it around.
G        Gb        F        E
Take one down and pass it around.
E        Eb         D        Db
I'm not fair and you're not sound.
G        Gb           F        E
Pass it around now you're not sound.
E          Eb        D         Db
Take your turn in beating the horse.
G         Gb        F        E
Take him down now take him down.
E      Eb         D        Db
Gee I hope we're not off course.
G         Gb        F
Take him down now take him down.

E
Don't you like what's on TV?
           D
It's not free.
        C#m      G     E
We'll agree to disagree.
       D  C#m    G       E
Woe is me.     Woe is thee.

C#m7            C#7
  It's all for show
           E/B      C#7
So please call this number.
C#m7               C#7
     You'll never know.
          E/B       D#
And you'll always wonder.

(Refr?o)

C#m7            C#7
  It's all for show
           E/B      C#7
so please bake me cookies.
C#m7               C#7
  The stage lights glow
       E/B          D#
and we stare like rookies.

(Solo)

(Refr?o)