(Jonathan Coulton)

D Bm (repeat like crazy)
This was a triumph...


Em              A
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction


D Bm (repeat like crazy)
Aperture Science...


Em              A
For the good of all of us


Bb7M
Except the ones who are dead


F                     C          Bb         F
But there's no sense crying over every mistake


F                     C          Bb         F
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake


Gm                     C             F        Dm
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun


Bb                   A         D  Bm (repeat some more)
For the people who are still alive