(Jonathan Coulton)

D5 B5 (repeat like crazy)
This was a triumph...


E5              A5
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction


D5 B5 (repeat like crazy)
Aperture Science...


E5              A5
For the good of all of us


Bb5
Except the ones who are dead


F5                     C5          Bb5         F5
But there's no sense crying over every mistake


F5                     C5          Bb5         F5
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake


G5                     C5             F5        D5
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun


Bb5                   A5         D5  B5 (repeat some more)
For the people who are still alive