A5                                 D5
 She came in through the bathroom window
A5          F#5         D5
 protected by a silver spoon
A5            F#5                 D5
 But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
        D5                      A5
 By the banks of her own lagoon

A5                 D5
Didn't anybody tell her?
A5                   D5
Didn't anybody see?
G5                       C5
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
G5                        C5
Tuesday's on the phone to me

A5                                 D5
She said she'd always been a dancer
A5          F#5         D5
Worked in fifteen clubs a day
A5            F#5                 D5
And though I thought I knew the answer
        D5                      A5
Well, I knew but I could not say

A5                 D5
Didn't anybody tell her?
A5                   D5
Didn't anybody see?
G5                       C5
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
G5                        C5
Tuesday's on the phone to me

A5                                 D5
So I quit the police department
A5          F#5         D5
And got myself a steady job
A5            F#5                 D5
And though she tried her best to help me
        D5                      A5
She could steal but she could not rob

A5                 D5
Didn't anybody tell her?
A5                   D5
Didn't anybody see?
G5                       C5
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
G5                        C5
Tuesday's on the phone to me