Intro

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Verse 1

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Please don't drink so much
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Drinking is bad for your heart &
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Your organs they all fell down
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Through the hole
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That it's made in your gut

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Verse 2
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Please dont drink so much
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I worry that you will die
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Too fast to live
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Is the stupidest saying
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I've heard in my life

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Verse 3

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Please dont drink so much
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Your mother would be sad
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She's a nice lady
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So show you deserve her
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Or you'll only end up like
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Your dad

Outro

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