I personally play this with a Capo on the 2nd fret. Sounds good any way.

C E F G

C           E            F     G
This is the story of our first teacher

C                 E
Shetland made her jumpers

F                      G
And the devil made her features

C            E             F            G
Threw up her hands when my mum said our names

C                   E            F          G
Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims

C            E    
Its over and done with

F            G    
Its over and done with


This is the story of losing my virginity
I held my breath and the bed held a trinity
People Im making no claims to no mystery
But sometimes it feel like
My sex lifes all history

It's over and done with
It's over and done with

C                          E
Im not saying these events didnt

Touch our lives in any way

F                            G
But, ah, they didnt make the impression

That some people say

This is the story of watching a man dying
The subjects unpopular
But I dont feel like lying
When I think of it now I acted like a sinner
I just washed my hands
Then I went for my dinner.