Transcontabulated by Johnny Electroshocktherapy

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E5                                               A5
Eating mushrooms ain't for me

E5                                                     A5
Or getting all screwed up on LSD

D5                                                     A5
Or eating bean sprouts all day long

D5                                            A5
Or smoking pot out of a bong

D5                                        A5
Wearin' flowers in my hair

D5                                       A5
And having dirty underwear

E5                            D5                  A5
I don't wanna be a granola-head

E5                            D5                  A5
I don't wanna be a granola-head

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      A5
Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs

E5                                                  A5
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs

D5                                         A5
I think I'd rather be at home

D5                                 A5
Listening to the Ramones

D5                                                    A5
Or hanging out and getting drunk

D5                                             A5
With a bunch of useless punks

CHORUS

E5                         A5
Oh can't you see

E5                    A5
It's not for me

D5                                                 A5
Eating bean sprouts all day long

D5                                                A5
And smoking pot out of a bong

D5                                        A5
Wearing flowers in my hair

D5                                          A5
And having dirty underwear

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