tabbed by utopia I'm doing this from memory and it should all be right, but if not now you know why. Play this riff once with the A and E chords under it: -------------------------------------------- ------7-----------------7------------------- 6-7-(b9)--(b9)7-6-7-(b9)6-7-(b9)--(b9)7-6-7----------- ----------------------------------(b9)-------- -------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- A E Always thinking she's so fucking cool A E With politics that would make Bozo drool D E I really want to smash her fucking face D E And knock her fat ass into outer space D E I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC D E I don't worship her so she hates me A E She's a cretin can't you see A E She's a cretin a sickie A E D E She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me A E She's a cretin can't you see A E She's a cretin a sickie A E D E She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me A E D E Ugh! Then play the riff again once. A E Always thinking she's so fucking cool A E With politics that would make Bozo drool D E I really want to smash her fucking face D E And knock her fat ass into outer space D E I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC D E I don't worship her so she hates me A E She's a cretin can't you see A E She's a cretin a sickie A E D E She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me A E She's a cretin can't you see A E She's a cretin a sickie A E D E She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin, oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.