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I'm doing this from memory and it should
all be right, but if not now you know why.

Play this riff once with the A and E chords
under it:

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------7-----------------7-------------------
6-7-(b9)--(b9)7-6-7-(b9)6-7-(b9)--(b9)7-6-7-----------
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A5                                E5
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
     A5                             E5
With politics that would make Bozo drool
  D5                                E5
I really want to smash her fucking face
    D5                            E5
And knock her fat ass into outer space
    D5                            E5
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
D5                                E5
I don't worship her so she hates me

        A5                E5
She's a cretin can't you see
        A5        E5
She's a cretin a sickie
        A5              E5                  D5             E5
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
      A5                E5
She's a cretin can't you see
        A5        E5
She's a cretin a sickie
        A5              E5                  D5             E5
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me

A5 E5 D5 E5
        Ugh!

Then play the riff again once.

A5                                E5
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
     A5                             E5
With politics that would make Bozo drool
  D5                                E5
I really want to smash her fucking face
    D5                            E5
And knock her fat ass into outer space
    D5                            E5
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
D5                                E5
I don't worship her so she hates me

        A5                E5
She's a cretin can't you see
        A5        E5
She's a cretin a sickie
        A5              E5                  D5             E5
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
      A5                E5
She's a cretin can't you see
        A5        E5
She's a cretin a sickie
        A5              E5                  D5             E5
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me

Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin, 
oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.
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