I'm My Own Grandpa
By Ray Stevens

    D (xx0232@1)                       ANow (x02220@1)many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
                                 DI (xx0232@1)was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
                                   GThis (320003@1)widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red 
   E (022100@1)                              AMy (x02220@1)father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.

Chorus:

D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)      AI'm (x02220@1)my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa.
	  D (xx0232@1)                  GIt (320003@1)sounds funny I know, but it really is so
    D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)       DOh, (xx0232@1)I'm my own grand-pa.

     D (xx0232@1)                           AThis (x02220@1)made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
                                  DMy (xx0232@1)daughter was my mother for she was my father's wife
                                  GMy (320003@1)wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
        E (022100@1)                            ABecause (x02220@1)although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.

Chorus:

D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)      AI'm (x02220@1)my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa.
	  D (xx0232@1)                  GIt (320003@1)sounds funny I know, but it really is so
    D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)       DOh, (xx0232@1)I'm my own grand-pa.

          D (xx0232@1)                          ANow (x02220@1)if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
                                 DAnd (xx0232@1)every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
                                    G (320003@1)For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw 
   E (022100@1)                        AAs (x02220@1)husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

Chorus:

D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)      AI'm (x02220@1)my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa.
          D (xx0232@1)                  GIt (320003@1)sounds funny I know, but it really is so
    D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)       DOh, (xx0232@1)I'm my own grand-pa.