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                            I am My Own Grandpa!
                                   -Ray Stevens
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   Hey! This is a good good song...
   it goes..


     D (xx0232@1)    		         A (x02220@1) 
Now many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
          			     DI (xx0232@1)was married to a widder who was pretty as can be
        			       GThis (320003@1)widder had a grown up daughter who had hair of red
   E (022100@1)		AMy (x02220@1)father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.



     D (xx0232@1)    		         AThis (x02220@1)made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
          			     DMy (xx0232@1)daughter was my mother for she was my father's wife 
        			       GTo (320003@1)complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
   E (022100@1)		AI (x02220@1)soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.


     D (xx0232@1)    		         AMy (x02220@1)little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
          			     DAnd (xx0232@1)so became my uncle though it made me very sad
        			       GFor (320003@1)if he was my uncle then that also made him brother 
   E (022100@1)		AOf (x02220@1)the widder's grown up daughter who of course was my step-mother.


     D (xx0232@1)    		         AFather's (x02220@1)wife then had a son who kept him on the run 
          			     DAnd (xx0232@1)he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son 
        			       GMy (320003@1)wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue 
   E (022100@1)		ABecause (x02220@1)although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.


     D (xx0232@1)    		         ANow (x02220@1)if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
          			     DAnd (xx0232@1)every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild 
        			       GFor (320003@1)now I have become the strangest case you ever saw 
   E (022100@1)		AAs (x02220@1)husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.



D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)     G7 (320001@1)     AI'm (x02220@1)my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa.
	  D (xx0232@1)                  GIt (320003@1)sounds funny I know, but it really is so
    D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)       DOh, (xx0232@1)I'm my own grand-pa.

Enjoy!

tabbed by the idiosyncratic talents 
Vikrant and The Jailbreak Band