I'm My Own Grandpa
By Ray Stevens

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Now many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
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I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
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This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red 
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My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.

Chorus:

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I'm my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa.
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It sounds funny I know, but it really is so
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Oh, I'm my own grand-pa.

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This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
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My daughter was my mother for she was my father's wife
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My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
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Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.

Chorus:

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I'm my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa.
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It sounds funny I know, but it really is so
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Oh, I'm my own grand-pa.

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Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
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And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
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For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw 
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As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

Chorus:

D       A        D   G       D        A
I'm my own grand-pa. I'm my own grand-pa.
          D                    G
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so
    D	   A         D
Oh, I'm my own grand-pa.