Intro-- Em C G D

Em (022000@1)You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
 CIt (x32010@1)might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
 GAnd (320003@1)now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
     DI'd (xx0232@1)like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
 EmNow (022000@1)if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
 CWould (x32010@1)that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
 GYou'll (320003@1)have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
  DBut (xx0232@1)honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.

EmI (022000@1)knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
 CMay (x32010@1)not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.
 GWhat's (320003@1)with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm.
           DYou (xx0232@1)see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.
EmBrains (022000@1)are all I've eaten all week it's true,
           CBut (x32010@1)if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
          GSo (320003@1)let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it.
  DYeah, (xx0232@1)I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

Em (022000@1)                                     C (x32010@1)I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
    G (320003@1)                  DOh (xx0232@1)I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
  Em (022000@1)                              CI've (x32010@1)never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat

for you.
   G (320003@1)                  DOh (xx0232@1)I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Em (022000@1) 
Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
            CThat (x32010@1)I've got an appetite for human flesh.
   G (320003@1)   
I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that
   DWhen (xx0232@1)I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
 EmCause (022000@1)I fell in love with you and I'm
  CUndead (x32010@1)but you make me feel alive.
  GAnd (320003@1)when I chase you through the graveyard
   DIt (xx0232@1)feels like foreplay. (Feels like foreplay)
  EmIf (022000@1)I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
  CWhen (x32010@1)I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
  GWe'll (320003@1)be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
        DWhen (xx0232@1)I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
      Em (022000@1)             
And errbody love you, and you can sing along
          Cto (x32010@1)this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song.
   GSo (320003@1)give me a chance, girl. You know I'll be worth it.
    DYeah, (xx0232@1)I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

Em (022000@1)                                  CI'll (x32010@1)chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
   G (320003@1)                             DOh (xx0232@1)I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
  Em (022000@1)                               CI've (x32010@1)never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat

for you.
    G (320003@1)                DOh (xx0232@1)I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)   
Brains. Brains. Brains. 
Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)   DBrains. (xx0232@1)Brains. Brains.

Em (022000@1)                               CI'll (x32010@1)chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
   G (320003@1)                 DOh (xx0232@1)I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
    Em (022000@1)                             CI've (x32010@1)never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat

for you.
    G (320003@1)                  DOh (xx0232@1)I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.