D (xx0232@1)                           FNannie's (133211@1)going crazy and she lost everything she had
C (x32010@1)              Am (x02210@1)              EJody's (022100@1)hooked on drugs we have her husband to thank for that
D (xx0232@1)                           FHer (133211@1)kids are spoiled shits who seem to bitch nonstop
C (x32010@1)              Am (x02210@1)              EAnd (022100@1)they're always finding new ways to piss Greg off

           (chorus)
G (320003@1)                                              FAnd (133211@1)that's the family I've had to live with everyday
       C (x32010@1)              Am (x02210@1)   EMe (022100@1)I'm prefect in every single way
GIf (320003@1)God would only make more of me
    FThe (133211@1)world would just be dandy
       C (x32010@1)   Am (x02210@1)        EBut (022100@1)in stead God made my family


Jeremy's not so bad when you give Him a quarter sac
And Michael's pretty happy with a six pack
David's always gone God knows what he's hooked on
And Texas seems to be his second home

   (repeat chorus)