intro: G C G x2 Em C G C G D 

G        C           G 
Well it sure didnt take to long
G        C           G
I woke up one morning and she's gone
         Em             C          G            C
and the note that she wrote didnt say 'Dear John'
        G            D
it said Goodbye F***er Im Gone

She was a homegrown mountain girl
raised in a different world
i was a wannabe rocker she was more into Merle
I just couldnt see it just wouldnt work

Chorus:
          Em            C         G              C
Now I'm double-fisting longnecks grapefruit and Stolie
         G             D     G
But I'm never getting over Jolie.