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  C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)      FA (133211@1)man walks out of his apartment 
C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)            FIt (133211@1)is raining, he's got no umbrella 
C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)        FHe (133211@1)starts running beneath the awnings 
C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)      Ftrying (133211@1)to save his suit 
C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)     F (133211@1)                  C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1) FTryin (133211@1)to dryin to tryin to dry but no good 

C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)      F (133211@1)                     
When he gets to the crowded subway platform
    C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)         Fhe (133211@1)takes off both of his shoes 
    C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)          F (133211@1)He steps right into somebody's fat loogie 
    C (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)          FAnd (133211@1)everyone who sees him says "ewwww" 
C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)             FEveryone (133211@1)who sees him says "ewwww" 

C (x32010@1)                            F (133211@1)                            CBut (x32010@1)he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of 
           GCorporate (320003@1)Future 
    C (x32010@1)                           F (133211@1)                        CThe (x32010@1)Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get 
                        FEspecially (133211@1)when they're wet 
        GHe (320003@1)also said

C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)   FImagine (133211@1)you go away 
     C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)      Fon (133211@1)a business trip one day 
    C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)       FAnd (133211@1)when you come back home 
     C (x32010@1)           GYour (320003@1)children have grown
         FAnd (133211@1)you never made your wife moan

FAnd (133211@1)people make you nervous 

You'd think the world was ending 
    CAnd (x32010@1)everybody's features
     FHave (133211@1)somehow started blending 

And everything is plastic 

And everyone's sarcastic 
    CAnd (x32010@1)all your food is frozen
   FIt (133211@1)needs to be defrosted 

You'd think the world was ending

You'd think the world was ending
      C (x32010@1)                               FYou'd (133211@1)think the world was ending right now 

C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)             FWell (133211@1)maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee 
    C (x32010@1)                  G (320003@1)        FAnd (133211@1)never ever watch the 10 o'clock news 
C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)      F (133211@1)                 C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)     FMaybe (133211@1)you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both 
C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)      F (133211@1)                      C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)   FMaybe (133211@1)you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny 
   C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)     F (133211@1)                       CIt (x32010@1)doesn't cost any money and it always grows back
      G (320003@1)          FHair (133211@1)grows even after you're dead

FPeople (133211@1)are just people 

They shouldn't make you nervous
    C (x32010@1)The world is everlasting
     FIt's (133211@1)coming and it's going 

If you don't toss your plastic 

The streets won't be so plastic
    CAnd (x32010@1)if you kiss somebody
     FThen (133211@1)both of you'll get practice 

FThe (133211@1)world is everlasting 

Put dirtballs in your pockets 
     C (x32010@1)Put dirtballs in your pockets
    FAnd (133211@1)take off both your shoes 

Cause people are just people 

People are just people
C (x32010@1)                         FPeople (133211@1)are just people like you 

F (133211@1)People are just people 

People are just people
C (x32010@1)                         FPeople (133211@1)are just people like you 

    G (320003@1)          CThe (x32010@1)world is everlasting 
     F (133211@1)             G (320003@1)CIt's (x32010@1)coming and it's going
    G (320003@1)          CThe (x32010@1)world is everlasting 
     F (133211@1)             G (320003@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
It's coming and it's going
     F (133211@1)             G (320003@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
It's coming and it's going