INTRO
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VERSE
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      A man walks out of his apartment
      It is raining he's got no umbrella
      He starts running beneath the awnings

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    Trying to save his suit
    Trying to save his suit
    Tryin' to dry and tryin to dry but no good

VERSE
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      When he gets to the crowded subway platform
      He takes off both of his shoes
      He steps right into somebody's fat loogie
      And everyone that see's him says "ew"
      Everyone that see's him says "ew"

CHORUS
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But he doesn't care 'cause last night he got a visit from the ghost of corporate future

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 The ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get he also said

VERSE
Imagine you go away on a business trip one day
And when you come back home
Your children have grown
And you never made your wife moan
Your children have grown
And you never made your wife moan

BRIDGE
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And people make you...  you'd think the world....  And everybody's... somehow started blending
And everything is plastic,
and everyone's sarcastic
And all your food... needs to be
You'd think the world was ending
You'd think the world was ending
You'd think the world was ending right now
You'd think the world was ending
You'd think the world was ending
You'd think the world was ending right now

VERSE
Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee
And never ever watch the ten o'clock news
Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both
Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny
It doesn't cost any money and it always grows back
Hair grows even after you're dead

BRIDGE
People are just people
They shouldn't make you nervous
The world is everlasting
It's coming and it's going
If you don't toss your plastic
The streets won't be so plastic
And if you kiss somebody
Then both of you'll get practice

The world is everlasting
Put dirtballs in your pockets
Put dirtball's in your pockets
And take off both your shoes
Cause people are just people
People are just people
People are just people like you

People are just people
People are just people
People are just people like you

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 The world is everlasting. It's comin' and it's goin'


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 The world is everlasting. It's comin' and it's gooo oh oh  in'