5  star version is ok, but I think mine is better. Raised in Alabama, I should know. 

Capo 2 (All chords are relative)


Verse 1:
             D
Bartender I really did it this time
            Dmaj7
Broke my parole to have a good time
G
When I got home it was 6 A.M.
     A
The door was locked so I kicked it in
             D
She was tripping on the bills
               Dmaj7
I think she was high on some pills
             G
She threw my shit out into the yard
             A
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
       D                                  Dmaj7 
And in my drunken stupor I did what I should've never done
         G
Now I'm sitting here

Talking to you
A
Drunk and on the run


Chorus:
                 D
I'm sitting at a bar on the inside
                Dmaj7
Waiting for my ride on the outside
               G
She broke my heart in the trailer park
       C
So I jacked the keys to her fucking car
     A
And crashed that piece of shit, then stepped away

Verse 2 & 3 are the same as Verse 1, ditto for Chorus.

Enjoy!