"the pirates who dont do anything" Sorry I left out the captain part. Here's the whole song! -Kenzo A D we are the pirates who don't do anything A E we just stay at home, and lie around A D and if you ask us, to do anything E A we'll just tell you, we don't do anything A well I've never been to Greenland D and I've never been to Denver A E and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul A and I've never been to Moscow D and I've never been to Tampa A E and I've never been to Boston in the fall A D we are the pirates who don't do anything A E we just stay at home, and lie around A D and if you ask us, to do anything E A we'll just tell you, we don't do anything A and I've never hoist the main sail D and I've never swabbed the poop deck A E and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all A and I've never walked the gang plank D and I've never owned a parrot. A E and I've never been to Boston in the fall A D we are the pirates who don't do anything A E we just stay at home, and lie around A D and if you ask us, to do anything E A we'll just tell you, we don't do anything A I've never plucked a rooster D and I am not too good at ping-pong A and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall A and I've never kissed a chipmunk, D and I've never gotten head lice A E and I have never been to Boston in the fall A and I've never licked a spark-plug D and I've never sniffed a stink bug A E and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball A and I've never bathed in yogurt D and I don't look good in leggings A E and I've never been to Boston in the fall Chorus X2