Chorus
             C5                  E5
My hair goes up.  My hair goes down
             A5                F5
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
             C5                 E5
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
          A5                               
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)

Verse 1
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My hair flows. Like a waterfall over a cliff that is my face.
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My hair goes, heaven bound dirty blonde rockets into space.

C5                   E5
My hair conceals my elf ears
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They are a little bit embarrassing

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With hair is high, Im 6 foot nine making me a giant, technically speaking.
            C5                 E5                        A5
Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail 
F5
boat.                                                       

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I would need no broom to sweep this room 
            A5                       F5
If someone spilled honey bunches of oats.


Chorus
             C5                  E5
My hair goes up.  My hair goes down
             A5                F5
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
              C5               E5
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
          A5                               
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)



Verse 2
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My hair pwns gravity 
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It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.
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My hair looks rustic like Ive draped my head with a beaver pelt
 
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A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didnt mind that much.
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She raised them in my quaff til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in 
F5
touch.

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I bet you didnt see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea
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And with a little more growth, you want even know
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I got a full size baby. A full size baby?
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Yah! Im gonna name him Ricky.
                                                                             

           E5                 A5               F5
After your dad. Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.
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I would call him Richard, but Im probably being picky
    A5           F5           C5
And why are you hiding a kid anyway?!
E5                        A5            F5
Well its actually just a robotic baby
What were we talking about?


Chorus
               C5                  E5
Your hair goes up. Your hair goes down
               A5                              
Your hair goes up. Your hair goes 


Bridge

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We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:
                        F5
There are many weighty decisions you must make in a life
      C5                                E5
Like: who youre gonna marry. What you gonna do for a living
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Boxers or briefs. Or commando

                    C5
And, listen, youre gonna make mistakes
           E5                          A5
You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water,
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You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you cant do it
                 A5                         F5
You might ask a non-pregnant woman if shes pregnant.
          C5
Thats ok youll recover

               E5                A5        F5
But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your-
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life-altering choice, right.


Chorus
                  C5
Does your hair go up?
               E5                A5              C5
Or does it go down(up) down(up) down(up) down