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Played with bar chords

A (x02220@1)(hold)              AIt's (x02220@1)not you, it's me
                    EAnd (022100@1)me don't like you
                   AIt's (x02220@1)not you, it's I and
(hold)                  AI (x02220@1)am breaking up with you

A(hold) (x02220@1)                    AYou (x02220@1)swore up and down the walls
                                E'Twilight (022100@1)is is best trilogy of all'
                          ASome (x02220@1)how you got me to agree
                                  Ato (x02220@1)dress up like Edward for Halloween
                           DBut (xx0232@1)now that I'm coming clean
                              AFirst (x02220@1)off, Twilight is a quadrillogy
                                    EAnd (022100@1)that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy
     EOf (022100@1)removing,
                    AA (x02220@1)wookie's dingleberries

(Chewbacca impressions)

A (x02220@1)                  AIt's (x02220@1)not me, it's you
                                              E(Even (022100@1)more I think about it) It's definitely you
                ABut (x02220@1)it might be me
                          ACause (x02220@1)me decided to date you

AWhen (x02220@1)we went out on our first date
                                       EYou (022100@1)said you don't eat anything with a face
                             AThen (x02220@1)for the next eighteen months
                                     AI (x02220@1)ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage)
                             DBut (xx0232@1)now that we're parting ways
                          ENewsflash, (022100@1)Fish have a face!
                                                      AAnd (x02220@1)unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig!
           (hold)                                ATonight (x02220@1)I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig

That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside 
a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)

(That's disgusting. And impossible)

AIt's (x02220@1)you, it's you (no doubt about it)
                       EIt (022100@1)was always totally you
                    A(hold) (x02220@1)But now it's up to me
                       AAnd (x02220@1)me is now dumping you
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