A (x02220@1) C#mFor (x13321@4)the past 18 years; your life's been pretty smooth; D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) ELet's (022100@1)take a moment and reflect on; all you've had to do. A (x02220@1) C#mYou've (x13321@4)rolled outta bed; and strolled to the living room D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Eand (022100@1)watched Cartoon Network while your mom made waffles for you. A (x02220@1) C#mYour (x13321@4)laundry; was magically cleaned. D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) EAnd (022100@1)your dad's back pocket was an ATM machine. A (x02220@1) C#mYour (x13321@4)life's biggest worry; was what to wear to the prom. D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) EAnd (022100@1)your only regret was that incident - with the stinkbomb. DBut, (xx0232@1)do you hear that subtle sound? E(hold) (022100@1)it's the sound of reality about to slap the taste out yo' mouth! ANow (x02220@1)you're on your own F#mDon't (244222@1)screw this up. DYou're (xx0232@1)on your own. AGood (x02220@1)luck. (You're gonna need it.) A (x02220@1) C#mYou're (x13321@4)young and now you're free; the world is your oyster D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) EWe (022100@1)have no clue what that means...but let us paint a picture of your future: A (x02220@1) C#mYou're (x13321@4)gonna eat alotta Hot Pockets; and you're thinking "that sounds great!" D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) well, get back to us in 6 months; when you've had 378. A (x02220@1) C#mAs (x13321@4)soon as you move out; you know what you parents are gonna do? D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) EThey're (022100@1)gonna turn your bedroom into an exercise room that they never use. A (x02220@1) C#mAnd (x13321@4)you won't use lockers in college. And this might be a total bummer- D (xx0232@1) AThere (x02220@1)are no yearbooks either; you actually have to say-"have a great Esummer." (022100@1) DDo (xx0232@1)you hear that KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK? E(hold) (022100@1)That's personal responsibility about to put you in a head lock ANow (x02220@1)you're on your own F#mYou (244222@1)should be scared. DBut (xx0232@1)we can tell AYou (x02220@1)don't care. Why don't you care? You should be frightened right now. DDo (xx0232@1)you sense that gentle breeze? E (hold) it's the category-5 hurricane of adulthood about to HIT YOU UP SIDE THE HEAD WITH A TREE. ANow (x02220@1)you're on your own F#mDon't (244222@1)screw this up. DYou're (xx0232@1)on your own. AGood (x02220@1)luck. (You're gonna need it.)