Alrite, Capo on the 3rd Fret
Intro D, C/G, Em , G, Then D, Em , G for the:(This is what i do...)
   D                  Em            G
Jennifer 1 was a racehorse-rider Heidi was a house on fire
   D                  F#/Em            G
Bernadette kept a distance we got tangled up in telephone wire
   D                  Em            G
I'm gonna sing this song forever about a girl that I once knew
   D                  F#/Em            G
And how she is always leaving this is what I do
   D                  Em            G
This is what I do for a living this is what I do
   D                  Em            G
In another life I was a holy roller in another lifetime I flew
   D                  F#/Em            G
I have always kept a distance this is what I do
   D                  Em            G
This is what I do for a living this is what I do
   D                  Em            G
This is what I do this is what I do
   D                  Em            G
Every one of us has a secret rhythm beating like a drum
   D                  F#/Em            G
All of us have a albatross and this is my one
   D                  Em            G
This is what I do for a living this is what I do
   D                  C/G            G
I could hide it in the attic I could bury it in static
        G
I could only put it out in Japan
   D                  C/G            G
I could tape my mouth closed I could take another dose
         G
I am dancing as fast as I can
   D                  Em            G
This is what I do for a living this is what I do
   D                  Em            G
This is what I do this is what I do

Outro- D , Em , G , D , C/G , G

As i said these are only rough variations to be made into your own.
The Guitar riff played in and out in parts, are just basic riffs in the key of the chord 
playing, you can figure that out,ill prob tab it later.