[Richie] ... Johnny.

[Johnny] .... ya,

Richie][ ....When was the first time you heard a naughty word.

G
First time I heard a naughty word, was when I was a child.
D
I heard it from the chickens, me granny she went wild.
G
Me granny says now Johnny, the chickens they don't curse.
D                                     G
Be goreses says to granny, twas the chicken said it first.

CHORUS
                 C
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
      D
now this is chicken talk
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
C
This is what they say,
           G
When the chickens they do lay.
                 D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.

G
Then up the yard me granny came and let an awful shout.
D
She says to me now Johnny, shut that f'en chickens mouth.
G
I ran the chicken up the yard, across and all around.
D                                    G
And yet the bleddy chicken wouldn't stop that f'en sound.

CHORUS
                 C
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
      D
now this is chicken talk
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
C
This is what they say,
           G
When the chickens they do lay.
                 D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.

G
Then granny started cursing ,but the chicken said it first.
D
The more that granny shouted, the more the chicken cursed.
G
Granny said I never seen the like in all my life.
D                             G
I never had a chicken that caused so much strife,

CHORUS
                 C
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
      D
now this is chicken talk
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
C
This is what they say,
           G
When the chickens they do lay.
                 D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.

CHORUS 2
C
So lets all sing along.
      G
lets sing the chicken song.
                D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
              C
Quack quack quack quack ,went the duck.
         G
But the chicken still said fock.
                 D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 C
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck of
      D
now this is chicken talk
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
C
This is what they say,
            G
When the chickens they do lay.
                 D
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off
                 G
F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck, f*ck f*ck, f*ck off.